it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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