I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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