I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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