apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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