Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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