Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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