Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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