Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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