Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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