He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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