drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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