why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We don't watch enough power rangers
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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