But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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