Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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