Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
They took my balls.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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