Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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