Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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