there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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