So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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