My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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