all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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