I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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