you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize