3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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