Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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