I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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