People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
tequila makes me forget i have legs
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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