Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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