Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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