so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
