ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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