I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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