That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Can I color on your dick again?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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