; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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