You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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