there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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