I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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