We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she peed on how many people?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i now understand why vodka
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Randomize
