i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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