hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
