: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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