gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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