can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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