I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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