i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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