I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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