I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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