Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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