Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Rumble strips road head = magical
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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