apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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