so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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