i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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