It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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