I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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