last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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