Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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