Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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