Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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